How i died

one day i was bored. i dicided to take a walk. on the way out the door, i saw my cat, but it had red eyes. i kept walking and closed the door. after i left my house, an asteroid feel on my house, dystroying everything. i didnt care cause i had 5 different houses. after that, some guy tried to stab me with a knife, but i just doged out of the way. long story short, i kept almost dying by wierd things but never did. except when i came home and had a heart attack. and thats how i died. THE END!